- Your friends always volunteer to drive.
- Your engine makes so much noise that they can't hear you at the teller window.
- You've been pulled over 6 times for weaving down the road and you don't drink.
- You avoid car pooling because all the warning lights on your dash board are on All The Time.
- Your car smokes so bad that your neighbors never have a problem with mosquitoes.
- Your spouse has guaranteed you that the neighbor will have your car running by the next Holiday.
- You are not allowed to park near your Mother-in-Laws house because of the oil leak you've had for three years.
- An unwanted poster of you sitting in your clinker is hanging in every McDonalds drive thru window with a caption that reads..... NO Service.
And the top sign that you may need a Mechanic is...
You said a prayer before you drove to E-Check
You don’t have to take this seriously.